Club Corvette Danmark

Little Johnnie was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.



A little while later a Priest came along and asked the little Johnnie what he had. Then Johnnie replied, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine.'



The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in

the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'



Little Johnnie replied, 'You take some of this here

turpentine and rub it on a cat's ass, and he'll pass a Corvette.'


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